in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
Happy New Year to You All.
And if a famous artist had a successful operation, I could say Happy New Ear! ;) ... He wouldn't understand me of course... Firstly, I don't speak Dutch and secondly, he's dead!
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It is unbelievable the amount of mind-numbingly dumb videos that are out there on social media, and I'm not talking about my fart videos lol. Everybody farts and they make people laugh. I suggest drinking coffee for a good rich deep fart!. Anyway, I digress... My own videos are designed to be aloof and entertaining. I like a lot of them but I like the Squirrel Squirrel one and the telepathic one (short) between a daughter and her mother. The men's morning routine video is suitable for this time of year ;)... Check them out on this channel. :).... I digress again.... Everyone and their dog, cat, mother in law, doughnut and hyperactive farting duck are making videos to catch viewers attention. I have decided to make mind stunningly dumb videos in the future where I explain/show how to do things we know all ready by stating the obvious. It's kind of reverse psychology vs a secret mission to make people realise the amount of dumb shit they are watching. I will post more dumb shit in the future haha.
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"I wrote a letter to myself in a dream, but was is a dream? Was it a hallucination? was it a letter?.... yes it was a dream and a letter... I wrote the letter 'E'. What does the letter E stand for? What message is my subconscious trying to tell me?. I wrote another letter in my next dream, 'N'... and the next night the letter 'D'... END? what could this mean? Is something worrying me but it's coming to an end? am I about to die soon?... What could this mean? I later realised that I had another dream before the letter 'E' but that I don't remember. This bugged me for days and weeks until the penny dropped one day. The missing letter is 'B'. ENDB? no that cant be right? BEND... I suddenly started thinking about my lower back in my conscious mind. I tried some bending and stretching techniques and it cured my lower back pain. Thinking about it further, my lower back seized up whilst watching TV and the dream messages started that night...
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I have some time off from work now and I will edit and publish one or more of the unfinished videos that I mentioned previously.
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It can be very awkward being a man sometimes. A simple task such as going to the toilet for a pee for example, can be very awkward. Especially if not paying attention. Step 1. Reach in/pull out. Step 2. Point and aim. Step 3. Release urine when confident to do so. If the man is not careful, he may allow his pants to snap back on himself and wind his two veg & cause slight scarring and abrasions on his meat. Depending on the material of his underwear of course. I would imagine the impact would be somewhat lesser if he was wearing silk knickers? Should men start a trend wearing silk knickers to lessen the possibility of whacking their balls with their pants electric? It would be even more awkward wearing a chastity belt when needing to pee, or poo for that matter…
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The Bonkers People title represents all people who are eccentric, aloof, crazy and daft. My channel is designed to brighten up your day and release stress for a while. My videos are everything that the word ‘BONKERS!’ means. Bizarre, aloof, mental, crazy, mad and to stun your mind in a humorous way. My videos vary from crude humour to inspirational and uplifting moments. Light-hearted humour meets feel good vibes. ‘Bonkers’ also means nonsensical, and I have some of those videos lined up but there could be a message in it for you. You have to watch them to find out.
So please like & subscribe & share my videos and support my channel. I think I inherited my bonkersness from my dad. He is in heaven watching sports on the big tv in the sky in god’s pub. If you like my content, then let me know you exist via the video comments section. Talking gibberish and talking backwards has its advantages. Intrigued? watch my videos ;)
Enjoy! Good Luck! And happy bonkering!