Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
Stream in 10 - I'll sizzle you thizzle
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Livestream is on at 8 pm EST, Saturday July 15. Join this club to play in the viewer tourney: Lichess.org/club/the-glorious-flock.
The password is "benschess" - if you ask for the password on stream, I will know you haven't read this, and if that happens, I will definitely NOT disembowel you with a can opener.
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Stream begins in 15 minutes - be there or be square.
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Stream is on tomorrow, Sunday June 9, at 7:00 pm EST.
Tune in to infinitesimally exacerbate the carbon footprint of the channel, thereby accelerating the inevitable heat death of the universe and bringing us all closer to the sweet relief of the void.
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Stream starting in 10 minutes. Is that the originally announced time? Yes, you are merely misremembering.
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Livestream tournament tomorrow (July 2) at 10:00 am GMT - tune in for your chance to dethrone YPhonic as the esteemed champion of the flock for the world's entertainment.
And before that, you'll enjoy a fresh, steaming hot, immaculate new video to jack up your dopamine to unsafe levels. In short, tomorrow is shaping up to be the best day of your lives.
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Livestream begins in 25 minutes. If you happen to be driving, make sure you increase the brightness on your phone to ensure you're able to focus without the distracting influence of the traffic.
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Imagine this: It's a cold, lonely Saturday evening. You sit patiently in front of your computer in quiet desperation, waiting for Mr. Chess to announce the livestream will be starting soon. Waiting for a video to be released. Waiting for images of his delicate, yet masculine feet to be released. Waiting in vain.
After six hours of increasingly frantic anticipation, your feverish hysteria reaches an agonising crescendo as your already feeble mind is pushed beyond its limit. Overwhelmed, you are powerless to resist the impulse to writhe vigorously on the floor of your filthy, dilapidated hovel, emitting blood-curdling shrieks that can be heard from miles away.
Time stops. Your vision goes black. The world around you fades from your awareness, leaving you no respite nor distraction from the merciless, unrelenting agony coursing through your soul.
Only then, when the last embers of hope that once flickered inside you are snuffed out, and the final vestiges of your character are dissolved into meek, senseless submission, do you decide to check the Ben S Chess channel for further announcements.
For people experiencing this, I have good news. The livestream is on, and it's on tomorrow at 10:00 am GMT. That's GMT - not EST. In other words, about 23 hours from the time of this post.
"And what of the videos?" you might ask. Well, my friend, you will be elated to know that instead of my usual routine of posting twice and then going on a well earned 10-month sabbatical, a new video will be available this week as well.
While this may not repair the damage done by the unexplained abandonment I gleefully inflicted upon you, it will at least make a nice consolation price.
Tune in tomorrow, and keep your eyes peeled for a new video. I'll see you there.
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Livestream tomorrow begins at 7:00 pm EST, Saturday June 17
If you missed out on the live subscriber tournament last time, join here to atone for your mistake: lichess.org/team/the-glorious-flock . The password is "benschess"
This time, it's not just pride on the line, there's gold on the line.
I'll see you there.
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Stream beginning in 15 minutes. Find shelter. Ignore this warning at your peril.
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