I'm a misfit toy with an affinity for peanut butter. I like whiskey, but coffee is my blood. The other night I took off my shirt in the dark and saw static electricity, I nerded-out just like the first time I got to drink the church wine; I'm looking to rediscover that feeling on a regular basis. Twelve years of Catholic school taught me how to identify a statue when I see one. I prefer Sunday morning over Saturday night. I am somewhat charming and overtly sarcastic.