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Thorias Unlimited @UCufXC8iB1IWAMvkgzh2HhXw@youtube.com

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Film/TV/Pop Culture critic with a lot of opinions about a lo


Welcoem to posts!!

in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c

Thorias Unlimited
Posted 19 hours ago

So Sonic the Hedgehog 3 opens tomorrow. What are the odds that the movie will ditch the subplots with the pointless human side characters like James Marsden's sister-in-law, and just focus on Sonic vs Shadow?

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 3 days ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh, wait. You're serious. Let me laugh even harder...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! #WhatIf

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 6 days ago

Wow. Bigger crowd than I expected for #KravenTheHunter. Are you excited yet?

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 1 week ago

I'm so tired...

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 1 week ago

YES! YES! YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 1 week ago

I see nothing has really changed with the What If...? show since I stopped watching it. What a waste.

If you're going to do that as a series why not actually do something interesting with it? Drop the lame fanfic stories and take some big swings. Instead of 'What if Peggy Carter was Captain America?' get creative with it and do 'What if Peggy Carter was the Red Skull?' Instead of 'What if Storm had Mjolnir?' do 'What if Ralph Bohner had Mjolnir?" At least those stories would be unpredictable. Hell, the Storm one is such low hanging fruit, it's practically a cliche at this point.

I like the idea of revisiting X-Men 97 and telling the story of 'What if Magneto's genocide had succeeded?'

Instead of the X-men stopping Magneto, he uses his powers to force the Blackbird back down to the planet. The Earth's electromagnetic field is destroyed and everyone on Earth dies.

Rogue and Sunspot are horrified at what they signed up for. Magneto facepalms once he realizes that there's no edible food on Asteroid-M. In a fit of rage, Rogue kills Magneto, then after realizing that her and Sunspot are the only ones still alive, she decides that death would be preferable and kills herself. Sunspot is left all alone to slowly starve to death.

The final shot is the dead body of a young mutant child wearing a "Magneto was right!" tee-shirt lying on top of a mountain of corpses as the Earth turns into an apocalyptic hellscape and the Watcher narrates, "You stupid f*cks. Magneto was right, my ass."

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 1 week ago

If I were to open a merch store in the new year, beyond just the TU logo, which of my recurring gags/memes/etc would you want to see on a t-shirt, hat or something else?

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 1 week ago

I am now on BlueSky. I'm not leaving twitter, which will continue to be my primary social media app since it's the biggest one, but it doesn't hurt to have options. Also, a bunch of people I follow on twitter have been migrating over there and I didn't want to lose track of them. I don't know how much I'll be posting on BlueSky, but if you're looking for me, I can be found at:

bsky.app/profile/thoriasunlimited.bsky.social

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 2 weeks ago

Holy gods, what am I even looking at?! This is straight up nightmare fuel! #SnowWhite

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Thorias Unlimited
Posted 2 weeks ago

What is it with anime where the main character has multiple love interests, but the story is dead set on him being completely devoted to the least interesting one who he has the least chemistry with?

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