There are 5 things you can say about the Olympics
1.Michael Phelps is a beast (even on marijuana)
2.China needs to get prettier singers
3.USA was cheated by judes from f***ing Sweden
4.The opening cerimonies was a blatant man-diaper commercial.
5.Where the heck are the next Olympics?
Go New Zealand! (9 medals, 3 gold)