Ultracat
Nom nom
The Bombing of Pearl Harbor, 1941, Colorized
this is in fact correct
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Pepsi Cola glass bottle
I own an Unreal Musket for home defense, since that’s what the Order of the Guide intended. Four demon eyes break into my house. “What the devil?” as I grab my Endless Musket Pouch and Unreal Musket. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first eye, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my Phoenix Blaster on the second one, miss him entirely because it’s Frenzying and nails the town pet. I have to resort to the Bunny Cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with Explosive Bunnies. “Tally ho lads!” The bunny shreds two eyes in the blast, the sound and extra gore set off UFO mount alarms. Fix ruler and charge the last terrified demon eye. He bleeds out waiting on the Eye of Cthulu to arrive since triangular ruler wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Order of the Guide intended.