Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "what is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purveiw your conundrums of philosophy! I solve practical problems! For instance. How am I gonna stop some big mean mother hubber from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer? Use a gun! And if that don't work. Use more gun! Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted little ol number designed by me. BUILT by me. And you best hope. Not pointed at you.