kookie-scenario is an alternative bts universe where the members are, let's just say, a lil crazy. the universe consists of:
- namjohn who's the reincarnation of albert einstein
- suckjin who's a divorcee, trying to make it legal to marry himself as compensation
- yoongeh who's hiding i-don't-even-know-where
- hoesuck who can't die cause he's the S U N
- jimin who stalks jungcock every saturday, apart from working part-time in walmart
- tayhung who got hundreds of anger issues, pls send help
- jungcock who is a spoiled af brat
for business inquiries and collabs, feel free to contact me at: kookiescenario@gmail.com
disclaimer: i don't use any social media apart from youtube so if anybody's ever claiming to be me, they're faker than kim kardashian's ass. if i ever start using idk instagram or twitter or whatever, i'll link it to my channel so until then-- stay cautious of everything cause life's a lie smh