Imagine if George Washington, Steven Seagal, Bette Midler, Matthew Perry in a post-"Friends" prescription pill spiral and all the members of Cypress Hill gangbanged Bette Midler at a warehouse rave and put a baby inside her. That baby would be Fabrizio Goldstein, The Fat Jew. He is known by many names: Jewther Vandross, Jewlio Iglesias, Jewy Vuitton, Jewsan Sarandon, The King of Brunch, yet he only stands for one thing: Awesome shit that's fucking awesome. Actor. Writer. Plus Size Model. Horseback Riding Enthusiast. Can eat an entire bagel in one bite. Welcome to his world.