Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
💀Holy shit! It's been five years!💀
Posted my first story to reddit Jan 10th 2020!
"I Got Some Floppy Discs For Christmas, I Wish I Never Opened Them" is still a personal fave of mine. Reckon it aged real well too.
Links down in the comments.
Been a wild ride. Expect a big sappy post when it's the five year anniversary of making actual audiobooks out of the writing 😬
Things are getting worked on behind the scenes. Hope to be back in February with a regular release schedule!
Hope everyone is safe, sane and healthy out there!
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🎄Christmas dog🎄
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🤯 Ya boy now owns a couch! 🤯
Meet Saale. If you sit on her for long enough she'll start whispering to you.
Life has been crazy hectic with the move and reconstruction and post-cancer bucket list. I've gotten a lot less UPIS work done than I wanted to but there's at least five more stories down the pipe. Get ready for some BrainFish come Jan/Feb.
In other developments:
- Finished off Hybrid Master, the UPIS-adjacent novella. Get ready for 70K words of Pokémon x Blood Meridian.
- Rediscovered 2 Sci-Fi stories I wrote back in '22 with plans for about five more. Will be gracing the Patreon soon!
- Started writing a Sci-Fi novella about cows in space that has been burning a hole in the back of my head since '18
- Jar Boy Episode 4 audio is up on Patreon!
Also, on a non-work related note: I'm in the best shape I've ever been 🥳
Needed a cane to walk longer distances in September but at the end of November I managed to break my PB of a 15km continuous run! Still need to suss out that sleeping schedule but it feels mighty good to be active.
Hope the backlog is keeping y'all occupied in my absence. Want to make sure I can sustain a schedule before I come back to a schedule, but I'll hopefully see y'all in a video update one of these days. If don't, merry Christmas and stuff!
Hope everyone is safe, sane and healthy out there!
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💀Go drop an "Egg!" please💀
Not only is Bookie Baker a fantastic band, but three of those people on stage are regulars on the channel! About to go see them live at Club Varšava if anyone's around the Prague area.
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🥳🎃 Happy Halloween y’all! 🥳🎃
Big ol’ egg to the first person who can guess my costume. Hint: 90s Vertigo.
As the night went on I progressively lost parts of the costume. I miss the moustache most of all.
I’ll be taking November to focus on the next batch of UPIS stories. Should be back in December. If not, then definitely January.
Sending the best of vibes to y’all! Thank you so much for all the support over the past couple of months. Means the world to me.
Can’t wait to get back into the swing of releasing new stories and all the other stuff I have planned!
Hope everyone is safe, sane and healthy out there!
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🥳 Tumour free, baby! 🥳
At the roots of the Yggdrasil, Odin plucked out his right eye and placed it in Mimir's well to gain knowledge of life and death and the cosmos.
Luckily, the Gods did not find my baby blues fit for sacrifice. Also, the task of removal was charitably taken up by some Ukrainian surgeons. Also, I get to retain full depth-perception and I don't know shit about the cosmos.
BUT THE METAPHOR STILL HOLDS GODDAMNIT!
These have, by a mighty privileged long-shot, been the most challenging two months of my life so far. The wait, the false victory, the much worse wait, the surgery, the recovery, the ticking hours 'till resolution — in the waiting rooms of Motol, I've aged a decade.
It's been four days since I got the 'all-clear' and I am still catching my breath by the hour. Anaesthesia is zoning out in an aggressively boring conversation and waking up to a funny joke. Post-surgery pain-killers are a mid crossfade at a bar you desperately want to leave. The shot of iodine during a CT scan is a hot burst of grade-school shame.
Getting the news that the tumour is gone and there's nothing else to worry about though — shit y'all, I like words, I like comparisons — but I got nothing.
Shortly put, it feels good.
It feels really, really, really fucking good.
It's been weird having this chapter of my life play out in public but I wouldn't have it any other way. I'll hoover up all the credit I can for sustaining the bad news as it rolled in, but "keeping your shit together" is largely a performative act. If y'all didn't keep me hooked up to a constant IV of love, support and positivity my 'dark nights of the soul' would be measured in days and not hours.
Thank you, truly. For everything.
There's going to be a month + gap in new content after this Thursday. I got, at least, five more UPIS stories that are written/partially recorded but I'm still waiting on more voices/doing more writing. Theoretically, I could start releasing them right away but I need some breathing room to, uh, catch my breath.
I'm also flirting with the idea of completely abandoning all the socials come November for a full cleanse from the internet. Fear not though, I'll try to schedule a bunch of goofy polls so I'm still with y'all in spirit and I'll put together some of those ultra-long compilation vids that the YT algo seems to dig so much.
Once again, thanks for being a part of this chapter of my life. Here's to many more.
Hope everyone is safe, sane and healthy out here.
Mwuah!
Also, fellas, chickity-check yourself before you wreck yourself.
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🥳 We sooooo back! 🥳
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🥳 Ladies and gents this shit is getting opened 🥳
Tumorfreetumorfreetumorfree bitchezzz!
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🤞The hour is nigh 🤞
Hyper focus your vibes y’all! Will know within the hour!
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Do I post up that talk I gave about writing as a job back in August?
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Creepypasta, NoSleep stories and all sorts of other spooky and creepy stuff can be found here! Some might even call it an ASMR or podcast!
There's also animated web-series and audio dramas to be had. All sorts of entertaining stuff that me, Mike Jesus Langer, put together for y'all!
Laugh, cry and shiver in fear with me.
(Jesus Christ, writing channel descriptions for algorithms sucks)