oops
he seems lovely
👍
I’m leaving
the tv doesn’t stand a chance
almost got me
nailed it
help
Hunted
human music anyone?
Haha
that’s my job
how lovely
It’s beautiful
play it safe
It’s not fair
EVERY MONTH
slay
a whimsical slumber
don’t try this at home
thank you 🧎
every holiday
10 year old me pretending to enjoy my first sip of beer
the friend who always brings the mood down
Don’t speak to me
They live to die
Names that exist in America 🇺🇸 but not the UK 🇬🇧
the friend who doesn’t want to be an “inconvenience”
he does that with everyone…
POV: you’re speaking to someone with lip filler
Let me cook
the friend who doesn’t want to be an “inconvenience”
Sugar plum fairy is always the vibe
I am someone
The friend who is a compulsive liar
Doctors receptionists practicing for their shift
when you pull in on the dap up but they don’t
How can I be nonchalant like this
Spicy
Twice in a row is unheard of
How it feels to be the first one to say “thank you”
How people who highlight books expect us to react
POV: you try to punch someone but they have lip filler
Perfect timing
Still going
Knew it was a risk
Accidentally caught the moment I realised I could sing in Spanish 
Arthur’s loves it when I do this
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