"Free speech is the whole thing, the whole ball game. Free speech is life itself."
- Salman Rushdie
"I have more faith in my plumber than I do the eternal being. Plumbers do a good job. They keep the shit flowing."
- Charles Bukowski
"I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist."
- Albert Camus
"...the book remains the carrier of civilization, the voice of the individual."
- Barbara Tuchman
"I drink to make other people interesting."
- Groucho Marx
"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
- W. C. Fields
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
- Oscar Wilde