My name is KysorZ. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you are reading this, you are probably presiding in Ohio. Shortly after my 18th birthday, Mario asked me to use my knowledge to cook videos, which he would later showcase using the connections he made throughout his life. I was... amazed. I... I always thought Mario was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time, which he knew and took advantage of. I was recovering from a phimosis diagnosis that was about to ruin my family. And I was weak, so I accepted.