Come In! Sit down by the fire! Beat back that chill in your tired bones, and take refuge from this relentless night! You've stumbled into Night Danger. A place where clocks strike midnight, dusty portraits shift, and the things that scare us never really die. A place where we can discover and rediscover the long and storied history of all that is dim, darkened and influenced by shadow.
Oh, mysterious traveler! Descend with me, "The Stranger", down these worn stone steps into the heart of The Sepulchre, where we might untangle the mysteries of life and unlife! Death and undeath! Where we might discover the heart of the story, and laughter in the face of the certain boredom!
What ever happened to those tantalizingly torrid utterances that evaporate the strength of reason and usher in the panic and absurdity of unbridled, natural fear.....?
They were sleeping.....
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.....shall I be mother?