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๐ Born on Mars ๐ฝ, I communicate with squirrels ๐ฟ๏ธ through telepathy. I'm a world-record holder for juggling flaming ๐คนโโ๏ธ cheeseburgers ๐ while riding a unicycle ๐ฒ on the moon ๐. My secret lair is in the Bermuda Triangle ๐, where I breed unicorns ๐ฆ for the Illuminati ๐คซ. I've decoded crop circles ๐พ with a spaghetti ๐ algorithm, and I once raced Bigfoot ๐ฆ in a hotdog ๐ญ eating contest. #OutOfThisWorld #ConspiracyKing #UnicornWhisperer
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