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The Real Pixel River Moon @UCdtSdeLI4jqZyyjDxRf5EZQ@youtube.com

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I make music, Improv, vulgarities, and talk about shit going


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in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c

The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 2 weeks ago

â€Ș@KatyPerry‬ â€Ș@VancityReynolds‬ “ill cry about it later. Singing to the moon i draw her down and plant a planar kiss upon the head, dark or light that bitch is always a friend. Loyal to the end. To which a witch can depend, cry about it later, cry about it later, cause tonight shes got something new, down with the sun, up with the witch, dancing Friend and friend. Light and dark dancing together, something new, cause the moon is a survivor, with scorch marks across her body, and tears on her face, crying for something new, guess I’m drawing down the moon. Drawing down the moon. Cause the moon is a witch too, and that witch needs a friend.”

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 2 weeks ago

â€Ș@hankschannel‬ â€Ș@vlogbrothers‬ your right hank I do feel like im gonna explode. 
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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 3 weeks ago

â€Ș@VancityReynolds‬ â€Ș@maximumeffort‬ when ever i’m looking at rolls on backstage and what not, i find myself looking at every non union offer and scoffing.

Unions. I like them. Look at the union offers and the non union offers and then laugh. Cause im not being a choosing begger, lot if those rolls want you to roll on up, put all that energy onto their set, pay for your own flight, your own everything, possibly even make your own costume.

And then be like “so yeah, we decided slave labour was the way to go. I want to make money off this project, and if i even give you your just reward. Then i don’t make money”.

So yeah. I will continue bring a starving artist while i frustratingly watch people thinking they need to take the disrespect and over worked and drastic pay cut to make it to holywood.

And i mean you can.

Or you can just work on the same unpraid practice on your own channel. Also for free, and also at your own expense.

Like if im paying this much to be on a guys set, does he want me to write and direct to? Ok just one sec. Oh thats me putting up the expense budget.

Oh what you thought it cost nothing to make great shows and advertisements you thought you could just not pay your actors, you could use minimum effort energy!

Not with my talent you ain’t.

And then theres the weird sensation of hearing you go “eww ununionized, pixel you aint that desperate, no ones that desperate.”

Eh people are starting to get a taste of my maximum effort energy over on twitch.

You guys should show up for the Pixel River Moon Shit Show, ive been working on some fresh stories.

One is in the perspective of how the marvel universe saw Gwenpool. Or at least in my head cannon, the other is a reverse issakai. Pokemon of course, well reverse issakai into a reversed reverse issakai.

Oh and bioshock judus fannon. Which i hope the bioshock team actually uses. I mean they used the frost salts thing in bioshock infinite.

Anyways.

Pixel River Moon.

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 4 weeks ago

â€Ș@VancityReynolds‬ â€Ș@maximumeffort‬ how toxic is Hollywood from the Production.

I think my largest fear, is if my career activates; I go in, and i find, everyone’s always screaming and im always crying (and also probably screaming)

And yet, still I want to try very hard to get into acting, like movies and tv (not youtube, twitch
)

Sighs, kinda want to be an understudy first. Ta act as a protege and apprentice.

I like on the job training better. 



(Btw. Im trying to exclude you from my problems in life, like you guys are cool and all, I think i was just so overly traumatized by all the insanity going on at the time instinct kicked in and “brain was asking for help by throwing anything at the wall.” (Maximum Sorry))

But yeah, I kinda wanted to always start my career as an apprentice actor, and the reason under Ryan Reynolds is cause.

Synergy. Mr Reynolds has a particular style of acting; which brings irresistible irrelevance to the screen, and when he does dramas or tear jerkers/rainforest killers; he does really well do to his ability to bring his presence to the character.

Theirs a lot i could learn from Mr Ryan Reynolds, that would benefit me more greatly than actors colleges or classes.

So i want to learn directly from him.

It be a job. Maximum Efforts would be my employer and honestly i’d sign the contract even if it said “male only rolls fit for prosthetic d!*k”

(Please don’t. That would not be maximum effort energy!)

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 4 weeks ago

Fun fact: life and society wouldnt be so difficult if people simply co-operated.

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 1 month ago

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 1 month ago

â€Ș@maximumeffort‬ â€Ș@VancityReynolds‬ gonna be doing a (very fictional and not real!) misery fancinamatic, gonna go full psycho. May cause some upset bellies. Wouldnt want anyone to missunderstand.

CandyGlass
Synthetic Skin
Fakeblood
Cardboard printout. (Or husband with mask)

I wanna do this fan cinema cause, even though its always just been networking I understand how my position is seen always messeging a studio and Ryan Reynolds.


Gives off a very “break a leg” attitude in life; to anyone who doesn’t understand whats at.

Ps: Therepy is a great way of dealing with ptsd. I find the more i use it the less i am trauma vommiting around people.

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 1 month ago

Which is a better drink.

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The Real Pixel River Moon
Posted 1 month ago

â€Ș@maximumeffort‬ â€Ș@VancityReynolds‬

“By the way” spoke wade wilson to logan “did you have any idea gwenpool was jean and scotts” continued wade.

Wolverine just grunted, giving deadpool the idea that the xmen knew exactly who gwen was and or is, and it was gwen who was out of the loop.

Imagining that she’d probably laugh and laugh like “oh look your family is basically x men and they basically be royalty!” And he just looks at gwen.

“So
. Do you know much about the x men?” Asked wade to rachel summers.

“Yup” blows bubblegum “dont like quiz me on it im like really bad at quizzes, exams, trivia, cherades, wait actually no im good at cherades i think” spoketh rachel summers (aka gwenpool, whom this author of fine unofficial fiction; has the phoenix force). Wade Wilson just schootched up back to the end of the wagon.

“Just gwen, deadpool, logan, some dude named doctor strange, a weird blue giant bobbin head”

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