Trying to vent without being a burden
Friend who uses productivity as a coping mechanism
When you force yourself to go out
Girls posting their guys on their anniversary
Friend who thinks he’s an investor
Person announcing they’re leaving social media
Making my anxiety disappear after someone says “just relax”
Friend who uses humor as a coping mechanism
How it feels trying to cut carbs
Inviting people over
Me trying not to turn evil when I get anxious
Grown man convinced he has haters
When you're deep in their profile and accidentally like a photo from 2018
When you’re watching a movie on a plane and a steamy scene comes on
How it feels to overshare
Cheesecake Factory chefs
Older sibling dropping the family lore
I don’t do drama
Birthdays in your 30s
How it feels to go ghost after clogging a public toilet
I will have order!
5 year old me randomly gaining consciousness after years of being on autopilot
13 year old me alone in my room after my brother deleted my save file
When your friend guesses the plot twist in the movie and you have to gaslight them
How it feels being chronically online
Middle aged guys on facebook posting about being “loyal but dangerous”
15 year old me posting vague facebook statuses for attention
How vacation feels
When you say goodbye and start walking in the same direction
Your friend who blames everything on astrology
Me in my head thinking of comebacks to arguments that happened years ago
13 year old me after overhearing my parents talking crap about me
When you keep saying “what” and still can't hear them
When they google it and you were right
How it feels talking sh*t about someone you can't stand
When your social battery dies mid conversation
Accidentally opening someone’s story .01 second after they posted it
Running into your situationship after he ghosted you
When your chair makes it sound like you farted
When your friend spams you with TikToks and you have to grade their sense of humor
Bringing a book to the bar
Friend from high school who never grew up
Toxic boyfriend discovers therapy speak
Going out in your 30s
13 year old me fantasizing about saving my school from an avengers level threat
“I’m never drinking again”
Alpha male selling a self help course
Moms helping you find a lost item
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