Code Fantasy

“Humans are the reproductive organs of technology.” ― Kevin Kelly #Shorts #“Humans

When there’s code, there’s bug. #Shorts #When

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. #Shorts #The

“To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” ― Buckminster Fulle

“The point is not how we use a tool, but how it uses us.” ― Nick Joaquín #Shorts #Nick

“Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means for going backwards.” ― Ald

I’ve got a really good UDP joke to tell you, but I don’t know if you’ll get it #Shorts #UDP

“The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to thin

“There are cameras nowadays that have been developed to tell the difference between a squirrel and a

“Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.” ― Rollo May #Short

Binary_ It’s as easy as 01, 10, 11 #Shorts #Binary_

Coding Rules_ If it’s working, don’t touch it. Bad code can’t be debugged. Neither can good code. If

“Technology is the campfire around which we tell our stories.” ― Laurie Anderson #Shorts #technology

while (!( succeed = try())); #Shorts #coding

Math is either extremely frustrating or extremely satisfying, there is no in between. #Shorts #mathe

“Technical people don’t make good slaves. Without their wholehearted cooperation, things fall apart.

My attitude isn’t bad, it’s in beta. #Shorts #AttitudeInBeta

“Technology is destructive only in the hands of people who do not realize that they are one and the

What do you call a programmer from Finland_ Nerdic. #Shorts #What

“This society eliminates geographical distance only to produce a new internal separation.” ― Guy Deb

99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs, you take one down and patch it around, 125 little bugs i

“As technology advances in complexity and scope, fear becomes more primitive.” ― Don DeLillo #Shorts

“Ethics change with technology.” ― Larry Niven #Shorts #ethics

Why do programmers prefer dark mode_ Because light attracts bugs. #Shorts #programmers

If you don’t know something, Google it #Shorts #If

“The Internet is the Petri dish of humanity. We can’t control what grows in it, but we don’t have to

Bad code can’t be debugged. Neither can good code. #Shorts #code

Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF #Shorts #Things

“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane until we invented smartphones and so

What do you call a programmer who vomits at IHOP_ A stack overflow. #Shorts #What

Programmer_ A person who fixed a program you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand. #Sho

The more I C, the less I see #Shorts #The

You are the ; to my statements #Shorts #You

When in doubt __ it out #Shorts #uncertainty

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mond

“Books don’t need batteries.” ― Nadine Gordimer #Shorts #“Books

“Technology is best when it brings people together.” ― Matt Mullenweg #Shorts #Technology

“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.” #Shorts #download

Why did the programmer quit her job_ Because she didn’t get arrays #Shorts #programminghumor

“You never change things by fighting the existing reality.” #Shorts #Change

[“hip”,”hip”] (hip hip array!) #Shorts #[“hip”,”hip”]

“Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the t

What did the Java Code say to the C code_ You’ve got no class #Shorts #Java

“The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people.” ― Karl Marx #Shorts #

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don’t. #Shorts

“Technology is a useful servant but a dangerous master.” Christian Lous Lange #Shorts #“Technology

“The Web as I envisaged it, we have not seen it yet. The future is still so much bigger than the pas

“A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.” ― Eoin Colfer #Shorts #EoinColfer