Larry Gallagher claims to be a freelance writer from Jersey City, NJ. In reality he can often be found in fast food parking lots yelling at small children that there are no good cartoons on anymore. He has a passion for catching midnight movie premieres, watching pro wrestling, collecting sneakers and locking himself in his basement trying to assemble his own working hoverboard. For many, his grizzled exterior keeps them from attempting to communicate with Larry, but legend has it that if you politely offer him a burrito or a finely cooked steak, he will be your best friend for life.