YOU would have done the SAME #eldenring #fail
Magic: the ultimate DM Handwave ð #dungeonsanddragons #dungeonmaster
Nope, no idea what you're talking about ð #dogs #funny
Rogues have entered the chat... #DnD #DungeonMaster
Gaston was the hero, right? ðŠ #disney #funny
Bring back the Holiday Infomercial!! ð #christmas #funny
ðĩ Cactus to Clouds â
ïļ #hiking #travel
Wyd if this is your wife? #cancelled #comedy
Ganon is a homewrecker ðŋ #funny #zelda
PSA: not everyone with a mustache was in the Marines ðŠ #comedy #funny
The real BBEG is lust âïļ #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
The gym has become a combination of Only Fans and 4Chan ðŽ #gym #comedy
Music is a great tool for dog training ð #funny #comedian
How every conversation with my Agent ends âðž #actor #funny
Dog eat dog world out there ðĶī #disney #nana
It'll be different this time ðĨðēðĨ #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
Should I call my agent? #funny #comedy
How these players got contracts needs to be investigated ð #funny #basketball #rockets
Plz don't let me die like this! #earthquake #streamer
This has ended marriages. ðð #pizza #funny
Jesus was NOT a Cleric âïļ #dungeonsanddragons #comedy
Oppenheimer is the ultimate NECROMANCER ð #dnd #dungeonsandragons
Wizards are supposed to be squishy ðĄ #dnd #dungeonsanddragons
DM Academy: how to create SUSPICION at your table ðē #dnd #dungeonmaster
The positive impact of FEAR ð #twitch #bestbuy
Throw me a bone, plz ðĶī #actor #theatrekid
The Deck of Many Things is a campaign breaker... ð #dungeonsanddragons #dnd
All dogs go to Heaven, relaxxx bro #dogs #funny
This is not an ad...but it could be. #funny #beer
Popeye ain't eatin' Spinach ðŋ #TrueHollywoodStory #Popeye
The Truth about Baby Names ðķ #funny #comedy
Rolling a 1 vs a 100 ðē #CallofCthulu #ttrpg
The power of the Nat 1 ðē #dungeonsanddragons #DungeonMaster
"I'll take my coffee black and my lawsuit scrambled, Mr. Van Dyke!" #disney #comedy ðĨ
This guy currently sells life insurance ð #90s #funny
Use this in your next TTRPG game!!! ðĶ #CallofCthulu #ChaoticNeutral
Dragons spit the hottest bars ðĨ #hiphop #dungeonsanddragons
Shoot first, ask questions never ðĪ #reddeadredemption #funny
"We don't call 9-1-1..." #funny #comedy
The Joy of Being a Teacher ð #teacher #comedy
This is Dungeon Master regret ð #dungeonmaster #dungeonsanddragons
Planet Earth: Big Chompz Edition ð #dog #planetearth
WARNING: A Basset Hound's ears are NOT for listening #dogs #funny
From "Baby Bump" to "Baby Bump-it" ðķ #babybump #funny
How to Enjoy a Solar Eclipse ð #eclipse #losangeles
Poolballs ð #california #cannonball
The award for BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY goes toooooo... #busted #funny
Not my agent, tho ð #funny #comedy
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