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If you’re traveling to Mexico, here’s how you deal with the law enforcement. This is how you say good morning in Spanish. Specifically if youre a Mexican dad If you can’t say taco, I can pronounce premier league however I want Are you Mexican enough to pass this challenge? See how Mexican you are if you can. Here is how mexican children show the world how to be true patriots to their country Who has the better gas station Texas taco? Bucees or Laredo taco company? Behind every man is a woman who exposes the truth Here’s how to use the most versatile swear word in Mexican Spanish never stop trying to speak Spanish, even if it means saying you’re pregnant instead of embarrassed If you’re looking to make panocha, here’s a delightful old fashioned recipe There’s always that one kid who ends up breaking the broomstick on the piñata If you’re learning Spanish, the word vosotros is just a waste of time Mexican Spanish and Caribbean Spanish can be 2 entirely different things Oof he went and angered Canelo. Not the smartest move to anger a Mexican my guy Using English to translate Mexican spanish into cuban spanish don’t take on too much and refuse an offer to translate english into spanish Hispanic Heritage Month is right around the corner. If you’re trying to smoke meat Texas BBQ style, watch your smoke color. It speaks to you The first carne asada for someone can be a bit of a culture shock Quinceañeras are expensive. Mexicans party all night There is no harder working man doing jobs nobody wants to do than a Mexican man Who knew Florida State and Santos Laguna of Liga MX had so much in common. Being a Mexican dad is not easy. Being a dad in general is not easy. Dang who knew Craig could move like that when he hears La Chona. Dale compa! for all the Spanish speakers who correct others but get angry when you correct them on their English Don’t mess with Mexican kitchens. A comal stays on the stove, nowhere else. I already know Dallas, go to Oak Cliff 🙄 An autographed jersey from Mexican soccer legend Luis Hernandez transported me back to 1998 Adding chamoy and Tajin to fruit makes it 1000 times better. Even fruit you hate you end up loving. Most people are afraid of eating this Mexican food. Mexicans will eat chapulines like candy. Chill out grasshopper you said you liked it. Not my fault you didn’t know what chapulines were Are you brave enough to try authentic Mexican Huitlacoche? It’s really good if you keep an open mind Can California tacos still hold up after being shipped to Texas? He won’t admit it be he loved those tripas tacos and wanted a to go plate You ok Tio? Guess you forgot the golden rule about beer before liquor. Were you given a nickname that poked fun of your insecurities by your Mexican Tio? Enzo Fernandez is the perfect representation of Argentina Paralympians are not participating in the Paralympic Games The carne asada doesn’t start until you take that first sip of modelo & the meat goes on the grill. Never fight a Mexican. We have medals to prove it The spice tolerance of Mexicans is different from the average person. Take our guidance with caution It’s impossible to resist the rhythm of a good cumbia, no matter how much Modelo you’ve had. Mexican tios get a week long streak on duolingo and suddenly think theyre fluent in English Mexican tios will show up to a kids party but if they see more sodas than beer, they’re out. Shes just showing your mexican primas what being white girl wasted means. San Antonio beer vs water A few tequila shots and they’re dancing to cumbias It was a misunderstanding. It’s just to keep the cerveza cold!