Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
More Ability Cards and /r/2hujerk event shitposts
www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/y3loq8/jerking_s…
Shion's Ability Card - Equipment - Unable to gain bullet money but shoots "misfortune" bullets that can damage enemies and absorb enemy danmaku - "Give a poverty god a fish and you'll be poor for a lifetime"
Gensokyoite Baz's Ability Card - Active - Shoots a sosig roll, dealing increased damage against Moon-type enemies - "Luv me youkai. luv Geidontei. luv Suzunaan. luv religion. ate L*narians (not raysis jus don loik em). ate Moon Rabbits. simple as"
Alice's Ability Card - Equipment - Spawns a Shanghai doll that follows the player, collecting any items near them - "Marisa? Are you home?... it's okay, I'll wait here for you... as long as it takes..."
References
2nd post - by /u/Polyus_HK
www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/yappno/rikas_bee…
3rd post - by peroponesosu - 52nd image in pixiv album
www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/82594700
5th post - by nekoguruma
www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/1778254
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Finally unlocked community posts for like the 3 people that will see this. Gonna use this opportunity to plug /r/2hujerk's currently ongoing event: The Ability Cards and Allied Nations Against Lunarians vs. Oppressing Rabbits is Against the Law war.
www.reddit.com/r/2hujerk/comments/y3loq8/jerking_s…
More details can be found in the aforementioned link but essentially:
- Make your own Ability Card (w/ the provided template in the comments on that post)
- This includes gameplay changes and flavor text
- OR make some shitposts revolving around the ANAL vs. ORAL subreddit event
Ex:
ORAL Recruitment Event - Active - Upon activation, a closed fan appears, which will slowly unfold. Upon fully opening, destroys all bullets on screen and causes massive damage to Earth-type enemies - Attention all you who can hear! A war is approaching with the impure beings on Earth! Protect your fellow kinsfolk and your home from these aggressors and you will be treated with songs of praise and wonderment! Inquire more details in the Lunar Capital!
ANAL Recruitment Event - Active - Upon activation, a door will appear on the southern side that will provide fire support, two Yukari borders on the east-west side that will cross the screen, erasing bullets in its path and a bandaged arm on the northern side that will shoot a spread of danmaku, dealing increased damage against Moon-type enemies - Calling all like-minded individuals! The Lunarians are bitch-ass motherfuckers, ESPECIALLY YORIHIME. I DEMAND A REMATCH YOU FUCKIN' C*NT, MY POWERS HAVE DOUBLED SINCE WE LAST MET. Inquire more details over at the Hakurei Shrine!
Tokiko - Passive - Grazes increase bullet money by a % at the end of the run - The unnamed book-reading youkai may not fully understand what these “Non-Neumann-Type systems” are but such trivialities won’t get in the way of intellectual curiosity.
References:
Yorihime by karaori (Artist of the fanmade 2hu anime project The Sealed Esoteric History)
Artwork from Touhou Genso Wanderer -RELOADED-
Tokiko .gif from Touhou Soccer 2
Oh yeah, expect more image shitposting instead of actual video shitposting lmao
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About more than a decade ago, young me decided to take the venture into uploading random 2hu content on the interwebs then forgot about it for a little while to do other stuff and to eventually come back to 2hu in a shockingly fast manner.
I hope to make the shittiest kind of probably mostly 2hu content while spreading the good works of the almighty God-Emperor ZUN