When you are a cringe millennial but care about your gut biome and bone health.
Check out the preview on my channel or the full episode on @ChildproofPodcast
And you know those country crocks are neon orange from spaghetti sauce too.
Yall be proud of me for remembering to film my OOTD every dang day.
The kids are going to be okay.
Pick your battles. Hereās a few I did not choose.
Itās my emotional support baguette.
I try to keep this ish to a minimum. But it leaks out sometimes. He knows who he married.
I fall over. Easily. And often. Sometimes for no reason. A bendy bit just gets too bendy.
Mix it up a little. Please.
Books are not to be feared. I am though.
Nope. Youāre describing permissive parenting and thatās not what I do. Care to read a book?
I meanā¦ I got better.
Only from one side of the family tree though. The other half is cheering me on.
I find myself needing to get into that cash reserve more often than I thought.
The scale went up and it is STILL a non-scale victory.
Minimum effort - maximum results. Easy recipes for moms who are out of effs. Youāre welcome.
I post this so no one has a false ideas of what my life is.
Someone explain the 90s obsession with green beans. Specifically.
We all belong to one of these. Which one are you? Iām the 3rd one.
Drink. Water. Like 5/100 times, thatās the whole problem. Youāre dehydrated.
Read the short story now! š on my page!
It doesnāt take much to get them amped, honestly.
Turned 40. Became a best selling author. Iām proud of me.
Happy holidays to you and yours from me and mine.
When your parents remind you that parenting is a lifetime gig. Even when the kids are parents now.
Know your breed. Thatās all Iām saying.
This is the niches thing I have ever posted. IC to literally everyone who made this JBR guitar joke
Our standards of ācleanā differ in some important ways apparently.
When you donāt want to be ungrateful but arenāt sure what to do with 37 candy cane tubes.
Apples. Trees. Pots. Kettles. Toast.
If ordering meds was like ordering pizza, half my kidsā illnesses would be much easier to handle.
I was going to deadpan this like I do the rest. But I couldnāt. It was too fun. Highly recommend.
Iāll open the toy first so you can decide if you can tolerate it.
Toy reviews so you know if what your kid wants for Christmas is going to be annoying.
Between this and the antique spices and 20th century canned goods, how are we alive?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like the primal scream of a pink rubber chicken.
Just a little house hopping rant.
Maāam. Weāve got bigger fish to fry.
That time I tried to prank Childproof listeners and got my husband instead. (Listen on Spotify)
Whatās with all the dramatics, Subby?
Children learn by example. Advocate for yourself so they learn how to advocate for themselves later
Iāll not stand in the way of sibling unification.
Twix. Explain yourself.
Teens are weird. Raising them is weird too.
Use q-tips and cotton swabs responsibly.
A PSA for folks who have too many totes of ākeepersā.
I know Iām wrong. But I refuse to acknowledge that.
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