Hi, my name is Ema. I am a cat - a black cat. A lot of people hold misconceptions about black cats...they think they cause bad luck. I can assure you that I DO NOT CAUSE BAD LUCK. Your stupid and erroneous assumptions about black cats offends me. Yes, I do enjoy attacking dogs, other cats, and on very rare occasion humans (if they really piss me off). But I'm mostly a cuddly, loving, loyal, friend. I'm not particularly needy, but I'm not one of those unpleasant, antisocial feral felines either. Some of my other favourite activities are eating (wet and dry...I'm not sure what I prefer), threatening birds & squirrels, which I can never kill, chasing that illusive red light which for some reason I can never catch, chasing flies, cuddling with my human, being brushed, and sleep. I sleep quite a lot. I hope you enjoy following me on my adventures.