Since fighting the power didn't work (as if it ever does anymore), I have decided to grace you all with my awesome presence.
Top 10 Things I Presently Hate:
1. Terri Cheney, author of a "book" that shall not be named. It's an abomination, really.
2. Any human product of Disney. Jonas Brothers, you know I'm talking to you. And you too, Miley Cyrus.
3. All members of the Hulk Hogan family.
4. Anyone that opposes gay marriage.
5. Anyone that opposes me.
6. The New Yorker poetry section.
7. Kim Kardashian's ass.
8. The fact that I know who Kim Kardashian is.
9. Walmart (and the fact that they are trying to bully their employees into voting Republican).
10. People who spell the word "stupid" with two o's instead of a u.