DAN
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Often used to identify each of the twelve degrees of epicness by which the expert is qualified.
A childhood friend of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee, he grew up in a pleasant Nebraska town, abandoned in his teens for a number of work projects, including founding IBM, Microsoft and Apple.
He distinguishes himself in the arts as a Swiss Army knife sharpener, gas cooker repairman, apology inventor, improver of the worst, and assembler of IKEA furniture from memory.
Perhaps not everyone knows that he is epic.
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