Welcome to "Unsung Speeches," where the absurd and overlooked get their time at the podium. Here, we give voice to the forgotten, the mundane, and the downright ridiculousāfrom fish refusing to flop, to ice cream cones lamenting their sticky fates, and even wristwatches grappling with obsolescence. Through humor and a touch of drama, we explore the heroism, jealousy, and existential crises of everyday objects, animals, and forgotten relics. Because sometimes, the smallest voices make the biggest speeches.