00:37

ATTENTION!! I am switching channels!!

01:12

TLC Unveils 'Abby & Brittany", Sheds Decency

01:18

Meanwhile, in Florida: Topless Driving, Pringle Assaults, and BALLS

01:00

Kid Keeps Lego Up His Nose for 3 YEARS

01:10

Disney is Developing 'Interactive Plants' for Some Reason

00:57

'Catfish' Series Will Expose Online Dating Fraud for Mtv

01:02

'Penis Snake' Exposed by Amazon Dam Construction

01:07

'Fake' Facebook Profiles Exceed 83 Million

01:09

Aussie Billionaire Seeks to Create Real Jurassic Park

00:59

Your Own 3D Printed Fetus: The Perfect Gift!

00:56

Sparx: A Video Game that Battles Depression

01:26

Meanwhile, in Florida: Wet Tricycles, Cop Choke-Outs...The Works!

00:59

Amazing Pop-Up Shelter Provides Stylish Refuge

01:04

Bad Day for Candy: Jolly Rancher Shivs, Meth Snickers

01:11

Target Grabs at Gay Marriage Dollar with New Ad

01:39

Little Girl Butchers National Anthem on Live TV

00:55

Termites Found to 'Explode' with Toxic Goo When Threatened

01:08

Thief Shoves $1,400 Pomeranian Down His Pants

01:17

Study: We View Men as Whole, Women As Parts

01:37

Chick-Fil-A Fakes Teen Facebook to Defend Bigot Company

01:09

17 Year Old Creates Cyber Brain That Detects Breast Cancer

01:35

Meanwhile, in Florida: Snake Tossing, Squat Copping, and Mozzarella Thievery

01:08

Noisy Sex Can Get You Murdered (If You're A Fly)

01:05

Shoplifters Abandon Child at Walmart Caught on Video

01:01

BEHOLD: An Artificial Jellyfish Made from Rat Heart Cells

01:15

'50 Shades of Grey' Success Inspires Sexed-Up Classics

01:13

MBDA's Fire Shadow Will Kill You SO Fast

00:58

DARPA Puts Out Fire with Sound

01:17

Woman Takes Rascal Up Escalator, Embodies Global Inactivity Problem

01:06

TSA Detains Man Smuggling GIANT PENIS

01:23

Walmart Toe Sucker Tempts Victim With TV 'Prank' Promise

00:56

Creepy FACE Android Mimics Human Expression

01:03

Laser Fueled Drones That Never Have to Land

01:15

Meanwhile, in Florida: Gators Bite, and Hippies Bite, but Ice Creams Assaults

00:57

Magic Molecule Makes Teeth Cavityprooof

01:03

Pretty Flower is Actually Subterranean Carnivore

01:24

Being An Angry Teen is A Mental Disorder Now

01:39

Meanwhile, in Florida: Tiger Tug-O-War, Guildos, and a Game of Swords & Sandwiches

01:05

FDA Approves Over-the-Counter HIV Test

01:04

Introducing Spray-On Batteries

01:07

New Particle Cocktail Lets You Breathe Without Breathing

01:23

Meanwhile, in Florida: Giant Live Nudes, Bear Wrestling, and Meat Theft

01:19

Anti-Semitic 'Elmo' Terrorizes Central Park

01:03

'Pheromone Parties' Match Singles by Stink

01:02

Bold Art Thief Nabs 150k Dali in Broad Daylight

01:05

Young Adults Ignore Tanning Risks Because "Everything" Is Risky

01:14

Man Arrested for Banging Teddy Bear in Public

01:08

The Grossest Thing in a Hotel Room Revealed!

01:02

Couple Arrested for Tying Up Kids Outside Walmart

01:15

Man Rescues Mouse, Contracts Black Plague

01:19

Meanwhile, in Florida: Genitals, Genitals, Genitals! And a Speargun Accident.

01:12

'Spiderman' Vac Pack Lets You Climb Walls

01:13

Banned Study Reveals Penguins Are Pervs

01:03

Shoplifter Cooks Meth in Walmart Loss Prevention Office

01:21

Meanwhile, in Florida: Masturbating, Pooping, and Foam Blindness

01:14

Dead Cat Makes Awesome Quadcopter

01:10

Paralyzed Rats Walk with New Swiss Therapy

01:07

NYC Mayor Proposes Ban on Large Sugary Drinks

01:18

Now, A Shoulder Robot for Those Without a Conscience

01:28

Meanwhile, in Florida: Miami Zombie ID, Nudists, and Golden Showers