Hi.

My name is Evan.

A while ago I got the idea to play and finish every single Kinect game that was ever released, physical and digital, domestic and international, roughly in order of release. Partly as a way to lose weight and get in better shape, partly because I like setting myself arbitrary goals, partly because I could use it as an excuse to write every day.

I started recording videos of myself gaining achievements and writing whatever strikes me. That's what you're looking at now. I try to upload at least one new video every single day. I have hopes that recording enough of these videos will gradually morph this project into something other than what it started as, but I'm not sure yet what that would be.

The good news is that things can only get better as time goes on. So subscribe, watch a video, read some bullshit I've written, shoot me a friend request on Xbox LIVE, send me an email, write a comment that I should kill myself, whatever you'd like.