Did it even GO IN?? Honestly, they’re so F*CKING WEIRD!! 🤔😆 #shorts
A F*CKING QUICK in-out… Good call!! I’d have BUZZED off too!! 😶😱 #shorts
SAVAGE B*TCH… I think I’ll just keep my FINGERS AWAY on this occasion!!! 😱😭 #shorts
EARS FOR YEARS… I thought she was going to GLIDE AWAY!! 🤣😭 #shorts
DANCE like nobody’s watching… What an ABSOLUTE PLEB!!! 🤣🤦🏻♀️ #shorts
SNEAKING UP on us… Where the F*CK did she come from!?! 😫🥰 #shorts
Ridiculous TW*TS… Your life is NOT at stake… CHILL!!! 😱🤣 #shorts
NO SELF-PRESERVATION of any kind… I think she might have gotten used to my SH*T!! 🤣😭 #shorts
Chopped his B*LLOCKS off… He’s since turned into a SLOPPY MESS!! 🤣🥰 #shorts
This cheeky little F*CKER… I literally JUST FED him!! 🤦🏻♀️🤣 #shorts
This complete MOTHERF*CKER…Remind me again, WHY do I bother!?!?! 😫😭 #shorts
PUSHY F*CKER… Saying he’s HUNGRY without SAYING he’s hungry!! 🤦🏻♀️😩 #shorts
He PRETENDS he doesn’t LOVE it… But I know DIFFERENT!!! 😡😆 #shorts
He can’t even BE F*CKED to jump for strokes… Long fur DOESN’T mix with summer… 🥵🥱 #shorts
One word… BRAIDS!!! 🤦🏻♀️ This FUZZY POTATO is the reason I NEED a new hoover… 😩🤣 #shorts
I CAUGHT HIM… Just occasionally he can be cute… I call MANIPULATION!! 😆🥰 #shorts
What a FLUFFY W*NKER… Five minute paint break RUINED… OUCH!!! 🤦🏻♀️😱 #shorts
They KNOW what time it is… And how to get under your BL**DY FEET!! 😩😆 #shorts
Try DEALING with this nonsense… Every minute of the F*CKING day!!! 🤦🏻♀️😭 #shorts
The shame SHOWS… Caught him behaving like a complete F*CKING IDIOT… 🤣😘 #shorts
SCREAMED AT on a daily basis… Dinner isn’t for another HOUR!! 😩🤦🏻♀️ #shorts
Frightened the BL**DY LIFE out of me… What a little SH*T!! 😱😭 #shorts
This MALICIOUS little WH*REBAG… That’s 5 scratches SO FAR today… 😭😆 #shorts
What the actual F*CK was that NOISE at the end… I might need to call a PRIEST!! 😱😆 #shorts
She’s obviously TERRIFIED of me… One day I might TAKE THE HINT… 🙂↔️🤣 #shorts
(THE END 🤣) Best INTENTIONS were completely SABOTAGED by these little TW*TS!!! 🤦🏻♀️😭 #shorts
OOOOF… The look of DISAPPROVAL though… CHILL OUT matey!! 🤣❤️ #shorts
Clear EVIDENCE that they HATE ME… Obviously… 🙄🖕🏼 #shorts
ABSOLUTELY CREEPY… He does LOVE the fields… Every D*MN DAY!! 😱🤦🏻♀️ #shorts
What an ABSOLUTE MORON… Did no one TEACH HIM to look before he LEAPS!?! 🤦🏻♀️😭 #shorts
This complete CHEEKY F*CKER… I turned my back for 5 SECONDS… 🥷🏻🤦🏻♀️ #shorts
He’s so BL**DY DESTRUCTIVE… I’m going to BE CHARGED for a new fence post soon… 🙄😩 #shorts
CHUNKY POTATO needs to back the F*CK off… There’s still AN HOUR left until dinner!!! 🙄❤️ #shorts
STEALTH mode activated… But I THINK he needs some MORE PRACTICE!! 🤦🏻♀️😭 #shorts
His STALKING skills DEFINITELY need some work… This IDIOT needs to TRY HARDER!! 🤦🏻♀️🤣 #shorts
He’s so F*CKING DRAMATIC… He’ll go a LONG WAY in the movie soundtrack world!! 😱🤣 #shorts
This FLUFFY TW*T thinks he’s so D*MN TOUGH… Then he opens his mouth… 😱🤣 #shorts
Some OCCASIONAL help might be AWESOME… Or you could just sit and WATCH!! 😩🥵 #shorts
ALL he cares about are HIS LOOKS… So F*CKING CONCEITED!! 😍😆 #shorts
This possessive TW*T… He PREVENTS any CHANCE of flowers in the window!! 🤦🏻♀️😘 #shorts
Five F*CKING minutes of PEACE… Is that really SO MUCH to ask for… 🙄😫 #shorts
Completely out of NOWHERE… What an absolute little F*CKER!!! 😳🤦🏻♀️ #shorts
This IRRITATING W*NKER just won’t STOP… Turned my back for ONE MINUTE… 😫🤣 #shorts
The MOB MENTALITY of this lot… Pretty damn TERRIFYING to be honest… 😱🥰 #shorts
Such a CREEPY B*STARD… What the F*CKING HELL was that!?! 😱🤣 #shorts
DON’T PRESUME you know what’s coming… They AREN’T ALL the same!! 🙄🥰 #shorts
This NOISY C*NT needs to chill the F*CK OUT… This is literally EVERY DAY!!! 🤣🥰 #shorts
I’ll be HONEST… That was NOT the reaction I expected… 😱😆 #shorts
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