HairFail is me. After failing in rocket science and archeology a career as a translator of hieroglyphics seemed logical. But unfortunately he chose music, could be worse. Just be glad he isn’t your pilot, dentist or judge. Nobody was harmed in creating his music, jet. After no hits from his first album, beware a second album with even more no hits is coming. To minimize the harm it wil only be released on this planet.
Thanks for listening.