I am a Science-Fiction and Fantasy writer of Puerto Rican descent whose writing style, personality, and sense of humor have all been molded by the likes of Hemingway, Shakespeare, Edgar Allan Poe, George Carlin, Joe Pesci, Mr. Bean, Monty Python, The Simpsons, and Shrek. He writes fiction based on allegory, usually involving dragons, and draws from his own experience with religiosity, depression, and mania.