A mad Irishman who manages to write novels and poetry when not pissed out of the head. In another thirty years, I'll be Father Jack from Father Ted - drink, girls, feck, arse, and the occasional bout of diving through windows and bouncing bricks off heads. In my FAVOURITES panel below, there's a clip of a movie made in prison 2 years back - it's a modernisation of Macbeth, and I'm the one in drag, Ladyboy (Lady Macbeth). Enjoy.