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HELLO! I am a stuffed toy snake who amuses you.
USELESS FACT OF THE FORTNIGHT:
There is no current fact of the fortnight.
I JUST WANTED TO STATE A POINT...
Pinochio is made of wood and his nose expands when he lies, right?
Let's just say if he was driving in a car and he was on the phone to his friends, (which he SHOULDN'T be), and he lies, well his nose gets longer and smashes through the window! Oh no, the rain is pouring down and he's getting wet! And he forgot to lacquer himself! HE'S GONNA DETERIERATE!!!
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