I'm a slightly egotistical, partially shallow, overly analytical, positively hilarious, self destructive, mentally maniacal, absolutely volatile, perspectively wicked, figuratively insane, emotionally unstable teenager with a knack for inappropriate dance moves and outrageous facial expressions, who is really excited to be here. "MY MIND'S GONNA EXPLODE!!!!"
Pedophiles are most whole heartedly welcomed
that is all