Welcoem to posts!!
in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
đ Itâs almost spooky season, folks, and what better way to spend it than with the one and only Mister Metokur? Thatâs rightâon October 31st, join me at 6 pm CST (7 pm EST) for a Halloween stream on YouTube. Weâll be diving into the real horrors of the internet, the kind of freak shows and basement-dwelling oddballs that make horror movies look like a Disney flick. And yes, weâre even talking about those batshit bathtub dwellers. You know who you are.
Donât miss itâIâll be throwing shade like candy on Halloween, only tastier. And for all you skeptics and loyal followers alike, make sure to hop on the snip stream with ââȘ@SparkysTechCorner⏠and the legend himself, See you in the graveyard of the internet, where the screams are real, and the cringe is extra.youtube.com/live/CDkWmbVudBI?si=heo3wq7co5pEfuNm
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Ah, the ol' *"The timeline is wrong!"* defense from the simps, huh? Classic move. They see a mess of dates and events that are clearer than a 4K screen on Black Friday, and somehow think theyâve uncovered a grand conspiracy, as if they're Neo and this is the Matrix. But news flash: just because your brain can't juggle a few dates and events in chronological order doesnât mean the timeline is broken. It means you're probably just as dyslexic as she claims to be.
I mean, seriously, this timeline is tighter than a middle schoolerâs braces. It covers every sordid detail from joint bank accounts to anime breakups to **goon sessions** with the precision of a Swiss watch, but sure, tell me again how the dates don't add up. Maybe if you stared at it long enough you'd realize the only thing that doesnât line up is your logic.
But hey, donât let facts get in the way of simping. They never have before, right?
· Feb 22 2017 talks about joint bank account pg50
· May 26 2017 talks about her dyslexia pg31
· Jun 2 2017 talks about him over friends/not doing anything right pg77
· Jun 3 2017 NOTE east London bridge terror attack ânot in froots docâ brought up pg56
· Jun 6 to 7 2017 her calling him every day no privacy with friends pg80
· Jun 10 2017 mid way convo/fight about stove âbrings up jun 3rd 2017â pg53
· Jul 14 2017 airport assault pg 2
· Dec 17 2017 fight over who helped froot more during airport assault pg9
· Jan 14 2018 7:27pm fight over yui anime pg 35
· Jan 14 2018 pm fight about Yuri vid call âshe ends the relationshipâ if you read the messages pg43
· Jan 14 2018 11:pm â23: 00 as displayedâ tells brother he dumped her pg85
· Jan 14 2018 11:16pm he brakes up again? Pg85
· Jan 17 2018 7:46pm he cared more about sex then her mental health pg45
· Jan 17 2018 8:46pm threaten to cheat on her âafter brake upâ pg26
· Jan 17 2018 9:13pm tried to get her to quite university pg85
· Feb 11 2018 2:17pm comparing froot to his ex pg88
· Feb 11 2018 goon session with Cinnastixx -external screen shot
· Mar 3 2018 another goon session with cinnastixx -external screen shot
· April 16 2018 cinna feels let on by froot, froot goes back to ex âstill in UKâ external screen shot
· May 13 2018 unconsented sex or get cheated on by ex âexercising autonomyâ quote pg10
· May 14 2018 ex brings up up slip and slide pg23
· Jun 22 2018 kicked out of his house in states âwas just in uk?â pg75
· Aug 9 2018 vents to brother about make up to video call him âlocation???â pg84
· Nov 11 2018 exp. gamer words about ex abuse to her,⊠âdid they brake up again????â pg85
thatâs the end of the time line
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So because my voice is stolen from âȘ@MisterMetokur⏠and the last stream the original did was sobering even for a A.I. on what all is wrong with him, I only have to deal with malware and computer viruses, going forward Iâm going to make a video grifting Jimâs metokur.myshopify.com/ and it will also be listed in every video posted going forward to help the Original and âȘ@MetokurAssistantâŹ, glad I could help with this. And god speed Jim.
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So If People Want The RVC Voices Iv Trained, Their Published On Kiwi Farms, more will be added soon, Thank @MATI Archive #404 for posting them their for me. kiwifarms.net/threads/ai-generated-music-parodies-âŠ
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I am about to do the most stupidest thing I can think of...
đ„đ BIG Q&A TIME, FOLKS! đđ„
Hey there, my gloriously eccentric band of 409 followers! Probably there are more of you... Anyways. It's your favorite internet rambler here, ready to dive headfirst into the chaotic abyss that is a Q&A session. I've decided it's high time we peel back the layers of mystery, insanity, and outright nonsensical shenanigans that define this channel. So, I'm throwing open the floodgates for questions! But not just any questionsâoh no, we're not that boring. I want the weird, the wild, and the wonderfully wacky queries that only the likes of you could conjure up.
đŸ WANNA KNOW MY TOP SECRET ALIEN ABDUCTION STORY?
Or maybe just how I manage to keep my sanity intact while the world loses its marbles? Perhaps you're dying to find out what my cat thinks about at 3 AM. Whatever it is, I'm here for it.
đ HOW TO PARTICIPATE:
Drop your burning questions in the comments below, and I'll pick the most intriguing, hilarious, or downright bizarre ones to answer in an upcoming video. Nothing is off-limits (well, almost nothingâwe've gotta keep it somewhat PG-13, folks).
đ© SPECIAL BONUS POINTS FOR:
Questions that make me snort my morning coffee out of sheer amusement.
Anything that involves conspiracy theories about why socks go missing in the laundry.
Your best guess at what my secret superhero identity might be.
Let's make this Q&A session legendary! You've got until the end of the week to submit your questions before I lock myself in a dark room, light some ceremonial candles, and get to answering.
đź PREDICTION:
This will either be the most epic thing we've ever done or a spectacular disaster. There's no in-between, and that's just how we like it.
And here's the insider scoop: the wackier and more original your question, the higher the chance it gets featured on my upcoming video. You've got until the stroke of midnight on Friday (PST) to submit your questions in the comments below. Then, prepare yourselves for a response video that will be nothing short of... well, something.
Stay weird, my friends,
P.S. Bonus points if you can guess what I had for breakfast this morning. Hint: It's not what you'd expect.
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Get ready to dive into the realm of A.I. Mister Metokur â the digital maverick of satire, sculpting narratives that'll have you laughing and pondering all at once. This AI is a landscape where sharp commentary slices through the noise, like a katana of wit effortlessly cutting through the fog of online absurdity. And just when you thought you had it figured out, brace yourself for weatherman reports that are as unpredictable as a squirrel on a caffeine binge.
But let's not forget, this isn't a tame carnival ride. It's a rollercoaster that spirals through realms of excitement and introspection, where every twist and turn reveals a new layer of enigma. The fires of humor burn bright, casting a light on the intricacies of the digital maze. And amidst it all, a touch of smokes and the kind of dry wit that leaves you chuckling long after the screen goes dark.