00:30

I replaced all of your boyfriend's parts

01:17

A $4000 waffle iron

00:38

Can I get uh

00:31

My boss's first language isn't English

00:51

Fan questions

00:49

"Sleep debt" vs. "sleep surplus"

00:55

One set of dice

00:31

Never stop dreaming, son

00:50

Origin of the word "camouflage"

01:40

When you answer the job application honestly

00:20

"Feed the cat"

01:08

Picking girl up for date

00:42

Inflatable! Toast! Mattress!

01:12

usb drives you find lying on the ground

01:02

It would suck being a new immortal

00:31

I love tight grapes

00:17

What time is it?

01:14

What is the password for the internet connection?

03:04

I'm gregnant 💀

00:39

Go green baby

00:27

Invents a device to talk to cats

00:33

Enjoy yourself for morale

00:15

When a kid writes the drinks menu

00:54

If you find bones in the forest

01:45

The worst mug

00:14

You ok if I drill a few holes?

00:19

I've CC'd in my boss

01:04

Villain monologue

00:36

WebMD Middle Ages

00:43

Running late for an interview

00:16

Grubhub wizard

00:53

Hello, Grandma. In front of you is a ringing phone

00:32

The effects of vampire blood

00:39

Horror vs Terror

00:36

Mr Saw's cat be like:

01:31

Vampire Story

00:32

Hello, procrastinator artist

00:40

The vampire coffin making industry

00:58

What is the strangest thing you've seen on public transit?

00:11

She femaled femininely

00:13

Found a worse name for eyes

00:32

Rebecca, the perfect woman

00:32

It's all Ogre Now

00:33

Why are these things acceptable?

00:48

Obsolete jobs

00:12

Every time you push this button, your life shortens by one year

00:37

Cunningly avoiding tooth decay

00:56

Bob the Roomba

00:38

What's the best counter in this situation?

00:13

Guinea pig instagram accounts

00:53

A couple of normal book reviews

00:51

King size bed

02:01

Rules for dating my daughter

00:49

If teleporters got invented during my lifetime

00:33

You've solved the trolley problem

01:02

Can someone please explain evaporated milk?

00:13

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful?

00:13

Titan casket review

00:36

Things have been hard

00:47

I hate these floating monoliths