in the future - u will be able to do some more stuff here,,,!! like pat catgirl- i mean um yeah... for now u can only see others's posts :c
i love interacting with media and sort of saying aloud huh? what? whats happening? can someone explain this to me??? and im going to the movies and leaning to my neighbor and saying hey pssstt hey….. you getting this???? you understanding any of this??? whats going on here????
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having some thoughts. jotting down my @thegameawards predictions in my notey paddy. all original
• rockstar presents ny noire???
• super mario kiss card collector???
• the rez vibrator pad. incredible piece of tech
• pokemon hopes and dreams????
• james white of freakin reviews fame chopping a cinder block in half with his bare hands???? (his son is watching, smiling)
• you think theyre gonna induct the rez vibrator pad into the hall of fame????
• chao garden and donkey kong maker for the swiitch u???
• im thinking jeff gerstmann
• spacey racers 2???? For the arcade
• geoff keighley pass out??? (purposefully crouching for 30 seconds before standing up quickly and blowing on his thumb as hard as he can) (i think geoff knows this technique) (wonder who showed it to him??? he definitelyknows) (the shows gotta get on the road but there he is crouching. the staff and stagehands are all trying to get him to continue but hes like "wait wait hold on hold on one more second hollon hollon hol- shhhh hold on a seco- just HOLD ON a second hold on" then he stands up and blows on his thumb and passes out) like his head bounces off the stage in a really sick way. god what came over him????? whyd he do that??? (blow on his thumb
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Something deeply human about gorillas that isn’t implicitly felt in other apes, Nick. I see an orangutan or chimp and I see an animal relative. I see a gorilla and I see a distant human brother. I say “you and I aren’t that different. were both beasts. but you are covered in fur, and i am in flesh.” yeah, that gorilla is having human thoughts. nebulous in nature, maybe abstracted by its surroundings, but undoubtedly human. given enough time and resources, i am sure a gorilla could grasp the concept of taxation.
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gotta continue falling asleep to poker, nick. the strategies will embed themselves into the wrinkles of my brain. i will become an incredible poker player through subconscious play. you hearing me, nick? this king queen ive been dealt has no equity against pocket kings. id be waiting for a flush draw possibly into the river. the odds of flopping the nuts are little to 0. this is a game for royalty, nick, and i alone will become ruler. now cmere, let me pull on your tail
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gonna need myself a sport coat. anyone got a good lead on a tweed sport coat and corduroy trousers? dont say its weird. its not weird.
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gotta buy a ball peen hammer pretty soon here. add it to my toolkit. a nice ball peen is key to a full exhaustive toolkit. (all men must buy one tool per year.) what tool are you looking into right now? sound off below
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