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CHRISTIANITY:
The belief that some cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
TWILIGHT:
And then the 104 year old pussy fell in love with the 16 year old train wreck. It's beautiful.
On a seperate note:
-Yes, I am now blonde. No, it's not natural.
-Yes, my profile song is rap. Yes, you will get over it. I listen to and enjoy every genre of music.
-I'll post another video eventually.... probably.
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