Ive converted to islam, a few months ago.
ISLAM IS THE BESTEST RELIGION IN THE WORLD!!
Muhammed was just so cool, and stuff.
He murdered a bunch of people, had many, many wives. He had sex with many slave concubines. He waged many wars. He had sex with a 9-year old girl: Aisha. And he owned many, many slaves.
The prophet muhammed was the bestest man in the world. Just like islam is the bestest religion in the world.