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I don't have to outrun him, i just need to outrun you.

You don't call retarded people retards. It's bad taste. You call your friends retards when they're acting retarded.

If i am dead, you guys have been dead for weeks

In the wild, there is no health care. In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.

Abraham Lincoln once said that "If you are a racist, I will attack you with the North," and those are the principles I carry with me in the workplace.

I never smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffle bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?

Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

I am a big Fear Factor fan. I'm a fan of anything Joe Rogan does actually.

I got myself in secret santa. I was supposed to tell somebody... but I didn't.

Would I rather be feared or loved? Umm...easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.

The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did... when I was a homeless man.

I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say. But, yes.

I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once. But by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

Hello son. If you're watching this, that means I'm already dead.

I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.

Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice... strike three.

I miss the days when there