Yo yo we have a tale to tell
Want or won't, you gonna listen well

I once knew a dock for ducks, you might call it Port; to geese
And I tried to speak with them, but they just spoke Portuguese!
Once a car that cared the cartel secure,
Lost its core in Acre, left every acre uncure!
I once met a Hebrew lad, a beer for sad bears he brew
As I barely believed, "bear with me", and bared the bears were blue!
Rita Rott wrote on the road, the root of everything is right
But the rude did left, she rode the route, she lated for her own rite!
Brothers Wright wrought in rate, higher than rod's getting rotten!
"How you'd rate it?" "8, and everything is written!"

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Yo that's what we gonna do
Keep up the rhythm, twist your tongue too
Yo, let's pin in another pun
Get ready... steady... Run!!!

I was about the take the boat a bit out, should be nice - no doubt!
But I stayed on shore for sure, since big trouts go wild in a bout!
I wanna know Where does a werewolf find what to wear?
Would he wait till the spell wear off? In a warehouse, Or would he just go with fur?!
Would you wonder where to wander? If you just had a wand?
Where I went, you ponder!? Every place I want!
A sheep named Shirley shipped a ship chock-full of chips,
Since it was so special, surely Shirley's wasn't cheap!
Shirley surely's sorry for the sail that's still not sold,
The salesman shipped his promise, but his shape was sheerly strolled!

Yo yo, it's not over as you see
We can have puns as water in the sea

Zoey zipped her Zebra new jeans in the zoo,
This Zebra zapped away, now Susan is gonna sue!
Free fried food for your family meal,
I freed the feed from everything mean.
I pen the puns, i put it on the pan,
I fave only funs, my foot is on the fan!


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[Outro]
Dad's jokes not dead!
Not bad!
Now go to bed!