@okbill18yearsagoedited25

3 years ago

this is, indeed, not the fastest way to open a milk jug. In fact, not even close. AN easy way to beat this would be to get an electric screwdriver then get a cut out mold of the milk jug cap and then turn the screw driver on max then apply the mold on it the open it. That would land you around 0.90562 seconds at most with a home depot certified electric screw driver. Ill leave you a compramise, i could even beat it with a knife, this looks to be a kitchen knife possibly a steak knife which are known to be rather dull. I could open the milk jug with my black deer A60 tactical machete in about maybe 1.02671 seconds since i sharpened it two moons ago. this video was about 4.091 which let me say is absolutly pathetic compared to what i could do, your lucky im even counting this as "opened" since he didnt even cut the thing down to the bottom all the way. The milk jug was still completly intact at the end of the video, of curse i could be wrong about the whole thing and the film was cut befor he even finished which would mean this guy took even longer than what this video potrays landing him a solid 2.548 on the milk jug speed running competition in speed, effectiveness, and ability which let me tell you isnt even a qualifing number, you need atleast a 4 or above to qualify in the competition. have a good day sir, my job is over.

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