@BiscuitNInk

1 month ago

The dummy, the one who created everything, we all started from bacons, but the bacons started from the dummy. The dummy created the spawn points, a fuel of infinite life, after losing many of his bacons in the great gladiator fights up in the heights.

The dummy, along with the gods Roblox and Builderman, created 8 swords, which held great power, the first created was the Linked Sword, a sword that had no abilities, but from then and forward swords have been getting stronger, but the dummy used to much power when creating the final sword, the Illumina, which contained enough power to launch you into the air, every other sword was marked “Unbalanced” by the council, and they are all locked behind a spell and password that has long been forgotten.. I fear the day that spell and password is remembered and these swords get out.

Ah, yes, the Periastron tales, many millennia ago, before the dummy had created the bacons, there was a multi-game species known as the noobs, the noobs were using a special magic known as “Closing and Opening” and were invading all sorts of games, and the Dummy was not gonna stand for it. The dummy created a multitude of swords known as the Periastrons, each with their own blessing and power, but only the dummy could wield the rainbow omega periastron, a periastron that could use all of the othered abilities, and its own being a ray of pure power that eradicated everything in its way. The dummy and the rest of the gods, also known as admins, fought back against the great noob army, this day has been remembered as “Dummies vs Noobs” and till this day, no one knows what happens when all Periastrons are brought together to the omega rainbow periastron.

The guest tales, way back, a species of player known as the guest roamed the Platform, they were similar to the real worlds monkeys, less evolved versions of the Roblox players, they could not speak, and they only had number labels for their names. The dummy did not know what to do with the guest species, due to their tiny brain size, they were dying at an alarming rate, the rest of the council of admins didn’t really care.. Except for builderman and Roblox. They didn’t care for the guests, but not like the rest of the admins, they wanted to rid the world of all of them. And that’s just what they did, they chose a random bacon and told him to enlist many, many, MANY bacons to fight for him, to kill as many guests, and guests couldn’t respawn due to them having different genes as players, so quickly, their were soon only 50 guests left, and 47 were sent to do hard labor and fight for amusement. 2 were killed, and there was only one left. The last guest. (DISCOUNTINUED, go to my YouTube for more)

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