@samirabushra1939

2 months ago

Teacher:OK class please take a seat. I’m going to start off with some problems.
Simon :Oh God, no
Simon’s friend :What’s wrong?
Simon :Every time the teacher gives me questions she gives me the hard ones
Simon’s friend:Yeah, because you’re smart
Simon :No, because she hates me just watch
Teacher :That’s correct Simon what is 2000 and
Simon :OK, no
Teacher :What’s the problem?
Simon :What’s the problem? You’re trying to give me a question that’s harder than the other ones
Teacher :Simon, why would I do such a thing?
Simon :Because you wanna see me fail
Teacher :I never tried to fail you like
Simon :Oh yeah, last class you gave Normal math homework
teacher :Oh yeah Exactly
Simon :But your homework for me was to find an equation that would Solve world, hunger
teacher :Simon, why are you complaining about that?
Simon :Because you’re not being fair, duh
Teacher :If you don’t stop telling the truth, I’m gonna send you the principal’s office
Simon :Oh, so you admit-
Principal :Every time you come in, I die inside what do you want
Simon :My teacher hates me and she wants to fail her class
Principal :Is this the same Teacher gave the hunger assignment
Simon :Yeah
Principal :Don’t worry about that I’ll suspend her for a week
Simon :Yeaaaaaaaaaah

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