Cracked.com Top 10

10 videos • 365 views • by Zoot Sax Because Cracked.com told me to. Which sounds way creepier when it's written but it's actually for a contest? Or something like a contest? Is this a contest? What is life? Cracked.com asked people to make a "Top 10" playlist of their favorite Cracked.com videos. So i did that. 2 of these videos aren't from Cracked.com specifically... But they involve the same Cracked.com people that we have all come to love (or like as friends), so I think they should count. Of course, I have no say in the judgement of this "contest" (is this a f*#king contest or not?!?!?), so I my rules don't matter, man. Are you seriously still reading at this point? I mean, why? I'm not even going to talk about the videos anymore. I'm just using this description as a means to work through my own, personal existential crisis. I want to know that I have created something that will live beyond me. I exist. I created. One time I chased a baby moose (I was young too and did not know any better. My apologies to any baby moose sympathizers out there. I was wrong). Anyway... Cracked.com. That's a pretty cool thing. Have you bought any of their books? I own "You Might Be A Zombie" and I borrowed "John Dies at the End" from a friend of mine. And I read them both... mostly. I kinda skimmed the Zombie one. I got 6th place in a Cracked.com photoplasty contest for "Postcards from Videogames." I made the one from Saints Row 3rd. I also did not place at all for, like, 4 other ones. Sometimes there are rats.