best onion segments
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Man Attempts To Assassinate Obama, 'But Not Because He's Black Or Anything'
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2
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
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3
Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
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4
New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'
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5
Hostages Trapped Inside Walmart Insisting They Never Shop At Walmart
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6
Autistic Reporter, Michael Falk, Enchanted By Prison's Rigid Routine
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7
Police Say School Shooter Had History Of School Shootings
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8
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
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9
Onion Talks: Hypothetically It Would Be Okay To Have Sex With A Robot Dog
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10
AA Destroying The Social Lives Of Thousands Of Once-Fun Americans
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11
BREAKING NEWS: BAT LOOSE IN CONGRESS
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