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Parading the insanity of religious folk like the freak show they are. Everything from weird "prophets" to charlatan healers and other religious quackery.
Grab a drink. And make it a double.
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My goal is to make a crystal clear case to the world that religion is nothing more than a psychological disease. It's almost like living in a world where the overwhelming majority are drunks who can't see anything wrong with it because it's entirely accepted by their friends, family and other respected peers. The sooner we address this problem as rational, mature adults *in society as a whole*, the better off the world will be. The concept of Jesus is NOT an innocent one like the concept of Santa Claus. No one has ever DIED over Santa Claus. And it's sad as fuck this needs to be explained to anyone.
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The recipe for becoming a fundie in nearly any religion is very simple:
1. Be dishonest with yourself AND others by asserting your belief is a PROVEN FACT!
2. NEVER, under ANY condition, allow yourself (or others!) to question your glaring dishonesty!
Bake at 350° for 1 to 2 years while cutting yourself off from any reasonable person you may know. When ready, present your mush of a brain to the world as if it's "intellectually superior" because, remember, you know "the Truth!"
Garnish charitably with fresh stems of moral superiority to add layers of depth to your delusional sense of awesomeness.
Compulsory side dishes include belligerent ignorance - the more childish the better (freshness is important, after all) and double-baked baseless conspiracy theories.
(NOTE: For best results, baste both generously with ingredient #2.)
For the especially adventurous, experiment with psychotic delusions and convince others the world is going to end soon. Drowning your children while your husband sleeps will also surely impress your guests. Okay - wait - just kidding about that last part. You just never know what type of person might read these things.
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"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory."
-- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer
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"Christianity is like the gateway drug of fairytales - once they get you to believe that, they can get you to believe ANY fucking thing. Education is like bug spray for christianity - the more you know, the less you believe." - CultOfDusty
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Luke 14:25-27 "Large crowds were
Parading the insanity of religious folk like the freak show they are. Everything from weird "prophets" to charlatan healers and other religious quackery.
Grab a drink. And make it a double.
-
My goal is to make a crystal clear case to the world that religion is nothing more than a psychological disease. It's almost like living in a world where the overwhelming majority are drunks who can't see anything wrong with it because it's entirely accepted by their friends, family and other respected peers. The sooner we address this problem as rational, mature adults *in society as a whole*, the better off the world will be. The concept of Jesus is NOT an innocent one like the concept of Santa Claus. No one has ever DIED over Santa Claus. And it's sad as fuck this needs to be explained to anyone.
-
The recipe for becoming a fundie in nearly any religion is very simple:
1. Be dishonest with yourself AND others by asserting your belief is a PROVEN FACT!
2. NEVER, under ANY condition, allow yourself (or others!) to question your glaring dishonesty!
Bake at 350° for 1 to 2 years while cutting yourself off from any reasonable person you may know. When ready, present your mush of a brain to the world as if it's "intellectually superior" because, remember, you know "the Truth!"
Garnish charitably with fresh stems of moral superiority to add layers of depth to your delusional sense of awesomeness.
Compulsory side dishes include belligerent ignorance - the more childish the better (freshness is important, after all) and double-baked baseless conspiracy theories.
(NOTE: For best results, baste both generously with ingredient #2.)
For the especially adventurous, experiment with psychotic delusions and convince others the world is going to end soon. Drowning your children while your husband sleeps will also surely impress your guests. Okay - wait - just kidding about that last part. You just never know what type of person might read these things.
-
"Debating creationists on the topic of evolution is rather like trying to play chess with a pigeon — it knocks the pieces over, craps on the board, and flies back to its flock to claim victory."
-- Scott D. Weitzenhoffer
-
"Christianity is like the gateway drug of fairytales - once they get you to believe that, they can get you to believe ANY fucking thing. Education is like bug spray for christianity - the more you know, the less you believe." - CultOfDusty
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Luke 14:25-27 "Large crowds were