My name is Bernard Pipes and you probably know me for wanting to get with some HaHa Davis. That man got what I want and every since, I been taking advantage of him every since night. I heard he frail like dinosaur bones but I still want a piece of dat azz. I been in prison since I was 16 for trying to kill a man for trying to slaughter his wife. I was supposed to spend life in prison but was lucky and served 2 decades instead and now Iām living good. I have a wife and 3 kids. 6ā6 270 Pounds nothing but pure muscle cause I like to workout daily with a bald head and a nappy beard that I like to get cut every once in a while. I like to grope on fresh meat who thinks they hard and run they mouth too much. Still a cool dude to talk to, maybe tell you my story one day. I go by many name still till this day..
Bernard is Hard
Barnard Pipes
Bernardo
Freakalicious
Horny Man
Booty Slayer
Chef Boy-Hard-ee (Chef Boyhardee)
Magic Stick
Magic Mike 5x
And Mr Steal yo man.