"It's like your stuck in a well right? You say, 'OH MAN I WISH I could get out of this well.' Then a rope that says JESUS on it comes down, and you go 'Ew no I don't want that one. I want a buddha one, a gay one, a Muslim one ect.' OK THEN stay in your well. With a whole bunch of leaches and your foot is rotting off." -Dorre Love